Nicky B

Say what ya need to sayyy. *ask  

Prepare for the skeleton war.


jackofficers:

liquor before beer youre in the clear

beer before liquor youll be okay dont be a little bitch

(Source: screenspender, via praystation3)

— 16 hours ago with 397729 notes
soulbots:

This cat looks like it was sculpted out of frozen yogurt.

soulbots:

This cat looks like it was sculpted out of frozen yogurt.

(Source: peeperkorns, via zackisontumblr)

— 19 hours ago with 69121 notes

adventuresofcesium:

remember when Andy scored among the highest ever on the aptitude test for becoming a police officer but then was denied because the interview showed that he was too kind and trusting and empathetic to be a cop

(Source: jesus-frankenstein, via vinesaver117)

— 22 hours ago with 427708 notes
At the groceries store

calakazam:

toyota:

Me: can u give me x²+4y+ of tomatoes & 2(x²+8xy^3) of potatoes please

Seller: I dont understand

Me: well i dont give a fuck i didnt study in vain

those are polynomials you asked for a neverending curve of tomatoes

(via presidentbillclinton)

— 1 day ago with 277415 notes

mathsturbation:

were u not hugged as a child

(Source: iraffiruse, via crystaldomicile)

— 2 days ago with 215506 notes
thundercrumbs:

obesealpaca:

do you think he knows

DOCTOR FISHER GET OFF THAT MANS FACE YOU’RE A SCIENTIST NOW ACT LIKE ONE

thundercrumbs:

obesealpaca:

do you think he knows

DOCTOR FISHER GET OFF THAT MANS FACE YOU’RE A SCIENTIST NOW ACT LIKE ONE

(Source: 4est, via australiansanta)

— 2 days ago with 382137 notes

trust:

all sweaters should be like $2

(via i-am-ur-babe)

— 2 days ago with 187394 notes